What Is Your Battle Cry?
Prowling through the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip, cometh Onyx! And she gives a spectacular roar:
"I'm going to torment you until time and space have no meaning!!"
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Rampaging across the hotel lobby, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Ruby! And he gives a gutteral roar:
"I'm going to smash you until you're a parapalegic, and trade you for a candy bar!"
Prowling through the desert, clutching two hardened pitas, cometh Dia! And she gives a vengeful bellow:
"I'm going to hump you so thoroughly, the devil himself will pleadfor mercy!!!"
Running on the candy store, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh April! And she gives a cruel cry:
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I hereby snap and go berzerk!"
Striding over the icy wasteland, attacking with buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Prentice! And he gives a booming howl:
"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!"
Hark! Who is that, striding amidst the candy store! It is Vagab, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He cries ominously:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!"
Zang! Who is that, skulking across the terrain! It is Lyno, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a spectacular roar, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to fuck you into a fine spicy powder, then bake cookies!!!"
Stalking through the hotel lobby, brandishing a burning branch, cometh Gaudy! And he gives a mighty howl:
"I'm going to fuck you so hard, I will be high on life for years to come!!"
Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling out of the terrain! It is Sand, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He howls thunderously:
"I'm going to bludgeon you so heinously, you will drink poison and piss honey!!!"
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